Hello I am Tedcruz Forpresident.
I have over 42 years!
I wish to shut down the space program and destroy all telescopes, abruptly and without explanation
TEDCRUZ BEACH TIPS
"BEACH" HAS MANY PERILS DUE TO ITS PROXIMITY TO SODIUM RICH WATER AND PACKS OF UNATTENDED CHILDREN.
THE SKIN IS THE ENEMY OF THE SUN
It is vital to protect your outermost layer from the sun(s) violent rays. Consider wearing [Khaki] and [golf shirt] for the duration of your visit to BEACH.
MAINTAIN SUFFICIENT MOISTURE
Moisture loss is inevitable. We all know this! haha! But it is important that to maintain wetness by consuming high-moisture food such as egg.
BEWARE OF LOOSE CHILDREN
Opportunistic children capitalize on BEACH's looser restrictions surrounding behavior. They can and will attempt to take your egg.
Though laws vary by location, it is universally acceptable to reprimand them with a single, firm tap to the head, neck or chest.
I just found out that here, in The U'S'A, you are permitted to have as many email addresses as you desire. It is marvelous. I said to my wife, in jest, "I desire an additional email address" and she said "that action is permitted." She said it over and over, continuously into the following morning. "That action is permitted. That action is permitted"
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HERE IS WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING
Ted Cruz is only one being and not several.
- Guy Manderson
I have seen many people and Ted Cruz is one of them
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