TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT
TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT
100% HUMAN CANDIDATE
"I have been incubated from birth to be your overlord"
AMERICAN PROSPERITY
Hello I am Tedcruz Forpresident.
I have over 42 years!
I wish to shut down the space program and destroy all telescopes, abruptly and without explanation
OBSERVING YOU
I once observed a child traversing on wheeled shoes. I will work tirelessly to find out what this technology is called and demand the earth children turn its schematics over to me, forthwith
UPDATE
I must return to my home town of T'EXAS to slumber for an amount of time you would consider reasonable
Thank you, your support and skull sizes have been documented
EXCITING NEWS
I just found out that here, in The U'S'A, you are permitted to have as many email addresses as you desire. It is marvelous. I said to my wife, in jest, "I desire an additional email address" and she said "that action is permitted." She said it over and over, continuously into the following morning. "That action is permitted. That action is permitted"
Please give me your information. Do so in the field below.
HERE IS WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING
Ted Cruz is only one being and not several.
- Guy Manderson
I have seen many people and Ted Cruz is one of them
- Firstname Lastname
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